Thread: An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire
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Old 01-22-2017, 02:22 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by atownesq
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?Nothing too bad yet thankfully but I am bad about sending drunk "i luv u" type texts to my gf in the middle of the night.
I think those kinds of messages are super sweet though I find it cute when Monkey sends me drunk messages...he just doesn't get drunk very often.
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