1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday.
2. What did you use?
My right hand.
3. What did you think about?
Getting fucked in the ass in front of a smallish group of people.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A medium sized plug.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Yup.
6. How long was it there for?
I suppose like an hour?
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Rather.
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Yes.
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
If found out is by accident, then nope. If you telling them counts, yeah sure. I'm kind of a blabbermouth when I get drunk.
10. What happened?
See above.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Been there, done that.
12. What was it?
Two things stand out; First, trying to fuck (whiskeydick) a gal in a toilet at a house party, with the door open and we both completely fucked up. I've spoken to her once since, and luckily she didn't remember where she had met me before.
Second one, my "first night" with an ex. We were at her best friend's parent's house, and we were completely shitfaced. At somepoint we start going at it, in the parent's bed. I'm still there doing her doggiestyle when the friend's parents open the door. I ate breakfast with them the day after, and I've probs never been so ashamed in my entire life.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yeah, once in a while.
14. If so, where do you wear it?
At home mostly, sometimes been to the store etc.
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yeah, with a some random dude I don't know the name of. Twice with him if we are counting. First time, I was bored and decided to go to the only gaybar in town, just to try out getting fucked in the ass. Just sat there drinking and at some point I asked if he'd be arsed to have a conversation. In the end I just told him I was "the easiest guy in the bar", and managed to get him home with me. He fucked me, and again in the morning. Also kik'd him for a bootycall once. I think his name is Markus or something like that, I'm not really sure
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Not really, played around with some bedroom d/s with the ex I got caught with, but nothing that came out of the bedroom that much.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
I'll have to say one of those bodywriting dice dares, due to the timing. I had like 12 or 15 or something things written on me with a black perm marker, the best being huge "WHORE" texts on both my inner thighs. They were still there at the gay encounter from nr. 15 and the guy was like 
when I got undressed. Oh boy it was humiliating. Exciting as fuck though.
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
If by dangerous we mean bodily harm, then probably getting a blowjob while I was driving. Jesus it was not okay. Not one bit. Couldn't concentrate for shit and if there'd been anything on the road I would probably have hit it.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Both, but I'm no painslut
20. What type of porn do you like?
Bondage and anal I suppose are my favorites. There is a lot else as well, but one of those 2 tend to be in the rest as well.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Some days, not at all, and some up to 5 or something.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Not really.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
The one ex we had some bondage going on with used to give my ass&back some cat-o-nine-tails, but that's long gone. Nothing at the moment.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
I've tried slapping them on a couple occasions, but I don't really care for it that much.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Certainly