Don't flush your toilet for a full week. Use the same one every time you shit and piss for this week. Every time you shit or piss, add a gross item to the piss and shit. Suggested things are honey, mustard, maple syrup, and whipped cream, and anything else messy! At the end of the week, soak your entire head in it for an hour (you may obviously come up to breathe, but make sure to get all of your face and hair) and then flush it with your head still in it, with your mouth open. Keep flushing until it all goes down. If it gets clogged, you must unclog it by picking all the pieces of shit and everything and putting them into a bucket until there is barely anything left, liquid or not, in the toilet and then dump the bucket over yourself while you're fully clothed. You may not shower or change for a full 24 hours. Sorry if it's too extreme, but you said you'll do anything!
No eating anything gross for me, or anything too extreme.
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