So, this is the part where I'm told to write about the first two steps. Ahhh. It feels good to touch freely, even while typing. I can't multitask so well. No complaints though!
For the first step, I rolled a 3. That meant I could touch as I wanted to, but I couldn't get hard. I couldn't get soft either. It's like some erection limbo! I interpreted it as touching to get a sort of soft erection. As it went hard, I stopped for a bit. When it went soft, I touched until it was just hard enough. At times I kept it at that level with slower stroking, but most of it was hands on - hands off. It was a nice way to start. I don't know what other options there are, but this didn't seem like the cruelest one.
Ungh. Where is my mind? Gone, because of all the touching and staying hard right now. There was a bit before the first step. I got all the websites ready, grabbed some ice cubes (still sitting on my desk, menacingly) and opened some porn. There's a very nice video and picture of my subby in the mix! I was told to get my pants down slightly, so I did. The word winky in the description made me laugh! Thaaats's when I did the first step. See above!
Okay. Back to schedule. (I swear I'm not writing more than usual to touch freely)
Step 2 this time. Four minutes. I got my pants down to my ankles, which was and is a lot better. Then I rolled... another 3! And lo and behold! It was the same option as before. Erection limbo! I was ready to step it up, dammit! It was pleasurable at first, but nine minutes in total was a bit... too much! But I did it, of course. *grmmbl*
Finally, I took off my shirt as instructed. It's funny how naked I feel because of my pants still being around my ankles. Did you do that on purpose, Happy? I bet you did! A constant reminder. Clever!
I wrote the first bit of report and kept touching to stay hard. I liked this bit. This is how I like it. Somehow, I think it won't stay like this. Let's find out!
There we are again! Happy Me!!! Stop torturing me so!
For step 4 I got another 3 on my roll of the dice. That's six edges for me. I did them fairly quickly, all in all. I can do several edges quickly in a row, by touching again while I'm still hard. I like it that way.
So, it was quick. That isn't to say it was easy. The very first edge was periliously close. I keep count out loud, so I went "One, one, onnnne!". It was kind of the same with the ones after that. Very close ones. The final one wasn't close enough for my taste. That happens sometimes, when I'm disappointed by the effort. So I touched again and got closer and closer several times, until I finally felt like it was a real edge, worthy of a fun dice dare like this one.
I removed my pants after that (free at last!), but I wasn't naked. Since you said I should be, I decided to remove the underwear and socks too.
Step 5. Shenanigans, eh? I rolled a 2 first, so that made this next step 6 minutes long. Then I got a 1, which meant I had to count my strokes out loud. That was so distracting! I like touching, but when you have to talk too, it's hard! I noticed how I made them more mumbly at times and put in a bit more effort. Funny thing is that I counted in English at first, but switched to Dutch quickly. Way more natural for me.
I did a lot in the first minute, around a hundred. Maybe because it's easier to count out loud? It did get me in trouble at some point after the first minute, so I slowed down dramatically. Two minutes in and I was already soooo done with the counting. After about four minutes, I started to slip up sometimes. I may be a few strokes off with my final tally. In total, I did 411 strokes (complete up-and-down ones) in 6 minutes.
The edge was up next, which was pleasant, but maddening.
The report writing is great! I love this way of touching, keeping myself hard, but never quite going up to the edge. I love writing too. This is fun! But I must move on now...
This might be brief. Can't type with a finger on my penis.
Step 6 netted me five minutes of touching with my non-dominant hand (my submissive hand?). It was... okay! It's weird to touch with left. It also made me sometimes feel like switching hands, but I stuck with it!
Step 7. I only needed to stay hard after the edge for 30 seconds, but I still find that a challenge. I made it though! Phew! I did NOT want a repeat of previous steps!
The final dice roll for me was a 4... cumming in one hour from now! Yikes! At least I can touch freely in the meanwhile, right? I'll make sure to stand at attention when I do so, like the instructions said.
This was a fun dice dare! Thank you! There were frustrating bits, there were fun bits. I liked staying hard while writing the best! The most frustrating part for me was only getting to use one hand to type while I had to touch with the other. I wasn't so sure if I could stroke, so I didn't.
Thank you for writing the dare, I hope you enjoy the report!
Edit: It made me laugh when I saw you did take socks into account after all! Haha! Crafty!