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I try to keep my ass shaved, but genetics does not always help me keep it smooth. Aside from the logistics of actually shaving between the cheeks, hygiene is probably the most unexpected challenge I've noticed. Yes, a smoother, clean surface is easier to maintain, but the loosening of a certain gateway that comes as a result of the reason many of us shave our butts can cause an increase in gaseous anomalies. Hair in the area can break the surface tension of the offending bubbles, keeping them contained. However, without the hair, the first obstacle is the underwear...

(Translation: hair keeps fart bubbles from leaving brown stripes on your underwear. Gross, but true.)