[Jimmy2smith]

THE DIRTIEST DELIVERY MAN DICE DARE EVER

What to wear
1 – underwear (dirtiest kind possible)
2 – Nothing
3 – Towel ( enough to cover ur cock)
4 – socks and a belt
5 – tee shirt ( as short as possible)
6 – Sweatpants ( no underwear )

When to answer
1 – wait at the door and open before he answers
2 – after the first ring
3 – after he rings for a second time
4 – yell out the window in the front of the house that the door is open
5 – wait until they call ur cell
6 – wait until he almost leaves

What to say
1 – apologize for the way u answered the door and say that u have a few friends over who u can’t disappoint
2 – talk very quietly and invite him in
3 – talk loudly and invite him in
4 – make talk about how u have to shit and piss ( invite him in while u go upstairs to piss)
5 – same as 1
6 – same as 4

Object in ass
1 – fruit or veggie (enough for ur ass to overflow but u can hold it for 30 seconds)
2 – butt plug
3 – large dildo
4 – baseball bat or something long hard and stays straight
5 – same as 1
6 – fingers or fist

Boner or no
1 – 5 yes
6 – no

Take whatever is left off
1 – 6 yes take it off once he hands u the bill ( very early on)

What to do with the object
1 – 2 blow it out of ur ass so it lands on the ground, then pick it up and put it back in ur ass and apologize profusely
3 - 4 push it out of ur ass then leave it on ur ground, ask the man if he threw something or dropped it
5 – push object out of ur ass and ask if he can pick it up while ur busy making random moments
6 – push it out and act like nothing happened
What to ask
1 – see if he needs to piss or shit, if so then get him a cup and bowl
2 – ask if he can shit on the pizza for whatever size tip he wants ( under ur limit )
3 – 5 tell him u forgot to order something and see how much a cup of piss costs
6 – spit on the pizza and beg him to do the same

Payment
1 – 3 ask if he can come in while u go upstairs to get ur wallet cause u don’t wanna let the cool air escape
4 – pay in all coins and keep dropping them
5 – pay with debt but get the wrong card 2 times
6 – pay while squatting naked ( if possible shit and piss right on the spot )

Bathroom
1 – must go to the bathroom and make loud noises
2 – answer the door while pissing ur self in whatever u have on
3 – same as 2 but with shit
4 – take a shit standing up shortly after object falls out let it hit the door and insist that he threw something
5 – piss and shit in a bowl before hand and leave it in full view of the man drink and eat some of it as casually as possible
6 – go to the bathroom and shit and piss as soon as u answer the door then go wipe ur A’s with ur hands and go back with shitty hands

Scenery
1 – leave the biggest dildo u have ( that’s not going into ass if the dare makes u ) on the side table or on the ground
2 - leave condom wrappers outside the door
3 – bring all ur toys down and have them on display a few feet away from the opening
4 – leave veggies ( cucumber, egg plant, etc on the ground in the front hallway
5 – leave “used” condoms, as many as possible throughout the front door
6 – jock straps , dildos and condoms should be in a basket ( like a fruit basket)

Lastly
1 – write on body ( dirty things )
2 – wait in full view while he drives up to the driveway ( in a window)
3 – pretend u got out of shower
4 – have a collar around neck
5 – underwear on head
6 – shave pubes fully and leave the excess hair on the ground below where ur stabding

Time limit
1 – 10 mins and have a timer
2 – 3 have a 15 min convo in the process of paying
4 – 6 20 mins

Make sure to videotape and send it to me

ALWAYS INVITE THEM OVER AFTER THE SHIFT