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Originally Posted by metzgermeister
- Here's the old favourite - wear a buttplug/vibrator and walk around your local town centre and attempt to keep a straight face.
- If your town has a statue, go and stand by it in an erotic pose (such as fucking them from behind or giving them a blowjob)
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Done these ones a couple of times each - the second one just for kicks, really, haha. I'm mature :P
I wouldn't do these ones though...
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Originally Posted by metzgermeister
- Enter a public restroom - put the lid down and piss/shit on it - walk away innocently.
- One more for the houseware store: go to bathroom fittings and take a shit in one of the display toilets.
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...because I'd feel sorry for the people who had to clean up my mess! My girlfriend used to work in a homeware shop and apparently this used to happen horribly often!