[Twisted Kitten]

Go into any store, (something like krogers or wal-mart) and find Customer Service. then, walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m (enter a minority group here) isn’t it? I’d expect this from Target, but not Wal-Mart. People who are (the minority group you choose above) are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself.