[Use_Me]

1. A) Be spanked 100 times with a cactus on your naked butt
B) Be shot 100 times with a paintball gun whilst naked
Cause I'd much rather walk away with giant welts and bruises then being stabbed with cactus pricklys

2. A) Have your head forcibly shaved every week in public for 1 year
B) Have thick hair all over your whole body for 1 year
Cause my hair's pretty short as it is so being shaved wouldn't be so bad aside from the humiliation of doing it in public

3. A) Be only allowed to eat your 10 least favorite foods for a year
B) Eat only your 10 favorite foods for a year but a random person sticks their feet in your food for 10 minutes before you eat it
Cause I have a fairly intense fear of feet so I would avoid that one at all costs

4. A) Have 10 ice cube put up your butt as you wake up for 1 year
B) Have 10 squirts of toothpaste up your butt as you wake up for 1 year
Cause I feel like the effects of the icecubes would't last as long as the toothpaste

5. A) Be locked in a neck deep chamber of pee for 24 hours
B) Be locked in a neck deep chamber of poop for 2 hours and 40 minutes
Might be gross nut I'd rather power through 2 hours and 40 mins then be stuck for 24 hours

6. A) Be fucked in the ass by the worlds largest cock for 1 hour straight
B) Be fucked in the ass by a 5.5 inch cock (global average) for 1 hour but only using tabasco as lube
Either is going to hurt like hell but at least the tabasco sauce isn't gonna tear my ass up

7. A) Watch 2 girls 1 cup on repeat for 1 hour straight whilst eating chocolate ice cream
B) Walk barefoot on lego for 1 hour
I never want to see that video again

8. A) Be tied up and watch your best friend perform your ultimate fantasy with your celebrity crush
B) Be tied down and have 100 men cum on your face
No way is my best friend having all the fun

9. A) Never be able to hear music again but able to hear normal talking
B) Never be able to hear normal talking again but able to hear music
Music is way better then talking

10.A) Have your family and friends find out about all your kinks
B) Have a national news story about your weirdest kink
Might be a bit safer to just stick with the weirdest