Bath of Mess
Likes: Messy, Piss, Edging
For the sake of this dare, you should have a bathtub available or some type of bucket/bin that is big enough for you to get into. Now you will also need to buy quite a lot of tinned, messy foods for this dare, you won't be eating them so you can go as cheap as you like!
Just like the dirty little pig you are, you will soon begin to empty the messy foods into the bathtub. Whether this is beans, condiments - whatever, pour it in. Your aim is to fill the bathtub to completion with the messy ingredients. You're then going to get a coin and flip it. If you get heads, then you must get into the bathtub and edge five times, rolling around in the mess after each of your edges.
If you find yourself getting tails, then you must add some all natural ingredients to your bath of mess. You must proceed to piss yourself in your messy tub. You will then begin to bathe in the mess, just like a little pig would - make sure you cover your hair in it, wash your face and most importantly, do not forget to wash behind your ears!
Blushies for Kitties
Likes: Pet Play, Pee, Humping
For this dare, you have a choice of three attires. Either you can take the standard attire and be completely nude. The other possible attire is in Pet Play gear, so you dressed as a beautiful little pet, in this instance - a kitten. Or the third option, is in a beautiful set of panties, fitting for a beautiful little kitten. Once you have chosen your outfit, you should get a black pen or something like it, and draw a nose and whiskers on your face. Now that you've been transformed you're ready to start.
You should get on all fours, the default position that a kitten should be on and you should be on the floor. Unfortunately, you are not a house trained kitten and you pee all over the floor where you are standing. You always liked playing in water, and you didn't realise this is gross pee so you decide to play in the pee, sliding about in it and lapping it up with your tongue like a good little kitten should. Once you've had enough to drink, it's time to pleasure the little kitten.
Still crawling around in your own pee, you should begin to hump the floor. While humans moan to express pleasure, you should make sure you are, quite loudly meowing and purring with delight at your humping skills. You should then, after four minutes of humping the floor, be allowed on the chair - you should then begin humping that for four minutes. You should continue humping objects, each for four minutes at a time, meowing and purring until you manage to ejaculate. Make sure you notify us on what object it was the finally made you cum!
Cornered
Likes: Corner Time, Spanking, Wedgies
Yikes! Looks like those mean bullies have managed to catch up with you. They find you, and they strip you completely naked, except for a pair of lacy panties. Wearing just your panties you are forced into the corner as one of the bullies takes out a coin. The bully puts the coin against the wall and orders you to hold it against the wall using just your nose - but they want to make it even more difficult for you.
They give you a hard item, in this case - a remote control that they brought with them. They place it in your hand and give you the rest of your commands. You are to spank yourself 40 times on each cheek making sure that the coin does not fall while you remain in the corner. After each 5 spanks, you thank the bullies.
With a red, bruised buttocks following your 80 spanks in total, the bullies remember the beautiful little panties they put you in. They grab the panties from the back and begin to pull up as hard as they can. As you struggle in pain you remember to keep your coin against the wall. The tugging and pulling lasts for 1 full minute. At any point should the coin fall while doing this dare, you must restart from the beginning.
Diaper of Pain
Likes: Diapers, Pain, Humping
For this dare, you will first need a diaper. You will be putting things in the diaper so for this reason, you should be making sure that it is quite tight, we don't want anything falling out of the diaper now do we? Prior to putting your diaper on, you are to go outside - maybe to a park and you are to collect some stinging nettles. These can be found somewhere in most parks, if you genuienly do struggle to find these, spikes from a thorny rose bush, or even cactus spikes will do just nicely, and will likely hurt a lot more.
You are going to put the natural pain providers that you have collected in your diaper. They should be at the front of your diaper covering the genital area. You are then free to go about your day for as long as it takes you to need the toilet. Once you've decided that you need the toilet, you are to spend a total of four minutes and 35 seconds humping the ground. The humps should be quite normal and mild for the first four minutes, then vicious and wild, slamming your genitals into the floor for the last 35 seconds.
Once you have successfully done this, you are finally free to use your painful diaper to use the toilet in. Before you take your, now dirty, painful diaper off, you are to first lay on the floor and rub your diaper up and down on the floor for 25 seconds. Only now may you take off the diaper, please also post a picture of how you look after the punishment online providing your darer with the link to the picture.
Doggy Bag
Likes: Messy, Food, Diapers
When you go to a restaurant, sometimes the portions are so huge that quite simply you can not possibly begin to understand how you are expected to eat it all. At some restaurants you have eaten at, they have offered you a doggy bag to take it home in. You expected this to happen again, but this time - they didn't have doggy bags. Only diapers. You start your dare by filling a diaper with a meal, I would recommend a beautiful, deductable spag bowl dish, rich in tomato sauce. You pour whats left into your diaper and strap it on.
With your preferably warm food sat in your diaper waiting for you to be ready to eat it, you decide after ten minutes that it is time to eat it. You sit down at your table, forgetting that the food is in your diaper. It squashes into your butt, but that's fine - you stand up quickly, five-second rule hey? It's still edible. You remove your diaper and place it on the table. You then go and get your cutlery so that you can begin eating your food. You then have a choice. Either you can clean your butt before eating, but this means you will have to eat your diaper meal using just your mouth.... or, you can wait until after your meal to clean up, and be granted the use of a fork.
You must finish your whole meal, after all, it's been nicely seasoned for you and kept warm by your butt. Let's hope you didn't accidentally fart on it, but I'm sure that in your ten minute period, you would have allowed your sweat on the food, don't worry though - food contains water anyway. Upon finishing your meal, and cleaning your diaper - you may then finally disregard of it. By now, you shouldn't be hungry anymore.
Fly Away
Likes: Exposure, Humiliation, Pictures
For this dare, you are going to need to start with a standard pack of balloons. You also need to print out some humiliating photos of yourself, one per balloon. Ideally, your face should be required in these photos. Now, I would suggest that the humiliating photos you take do not include your genitals in due to public decency and nudity laws possibly preventing it. Pictures of you in underwear, embarrassing clothing, crossdressed etc will work perfectly.
You will first get one of the pictures and on the back of the picture, you are to write the link to Getdare.com and your name on the forum. You are then to fold the picture up to a long rectangle shape, pop it into the balloon, blow it up and tie it. You should do this for a minimum of fifteen balloons. If done right, and this goes to plan - the people who find your humiliating photos in the balloons will find you on Getdare to let you know!
Now remember, the closer to your house you let them go, the more chance you have of being seen by someone you know. If you are hoping to not be caught, let the balloons go further away, but what's the fun in that? Hopefully, this acts to not only humiliate you, but also to get you some new friends on Getdare, friends that are close to you and also, have already seen you humiliated. Good luck!
Guesswork Shower
Likes: Shower Dares, Spanking, Body Writing
For Guesswork Shower, you will be entering the shower for what is an extremely simply dare. You will get a pen and draw eighteen black dots on your body. These eighteen dots should be fairly small on your body and spread all around your body. You should not be able to remember all that well exactly where the dots are. The aim of the game is to forget where the dots are.
You are then to turn the shower on. You will be having a Cold Shower, because you don't deserve the luxury of a warm shower. You now have seven minutes to locate each of the eighteen dots and clean them off your body. Here's the twist however, throughout the duration of your seven minute shower, your eyes must remain closed - if you think you will struggle with this, wear a blindfold in the shower.
You are also not allowed any sort of timer. While you focus on the removal of the dots, you must also focus on the time. You must guess when the seven minutes are out and get out of the shower at that time. If you get out of the shower before the seven minutes are up, you must redo this dare the next day. If you get out of the shower after 8+ minutes, you must also redo this dare the next day.
Human Toilet
Likes: Scat, Piss, Humiliation
For this dare, you will first need to prepare yourself. You should first eat something, preferably quite a big meal before taking laxatives, whether in the form of sweets, chocolates or tablets. You should also during this time guzzle down at least 5 glasses of water, almost your daily dose of water. If you've done this correctly, you should feel as if you're about to lose control of both your bowels and your bladder. This is good, a pathetic slave like you shouldn't be in control of anything.
You are then to fill a bottle with your urine. This bottle will decide whether or not you have to flush (swallow). If you have successfully filled the bottle of your choosing to the top with urine, then congratulations. You may take a mouthful, swish it around and then spit until the bottle is empty. If however, you failed to fill the bottle of your choice, then you must drink the full contents, making sure you flush after each mouth full.
By now, your bowels should be desperate to collapse and spray your powerful scat everywhere. You are to get a bowl or a bucket and empty your load in that. Once again, this time is going to be all about chance. If you have managed to do a solid shit, then all you have to do is quite simply, face plant into it. However - if your shit is runny, the most likely outcome with the laxatives, then you must place some in your mouth and swallow, how much can be determined either by yourself, or the person giving you this dare.
Run On Nudist
Likes: Public, Exercise, Body Writing.
You should first strip off all clothing, socks and shoes do not count here as I understand the dangers associated with being on the road barefoot. But in terms of the top half, groin and bottom half, you should be completely nude. Taped to your left arm, should be a marker pen. On your run, every time you come across a tree, you are to mark your body, similar to a tally chart.
After the accumulation of ten minutes nudity, running around in public, you should then count the marks on your body. If you have achieved a less than 50 marks, then congratulations, your dare is over and done with. This is done to try and prevent you from running in forests, and parks - where there are more trees. Ideally, we want you exposed in full public view on roads. However, if you have failed to achieve less than 50 marks, whether that's 51+ then sadly, your dare should not end there.
You may go home now, but the next day you are to do your run wearing underwear. Written on your back and chest, should be the words "I lost a Bet", this means you will be seen by the public. You should run around in public, in just your underwear for ten minutes, making sure that everyone knows why you are being punished. This can obviously be done at night, so there's a chance that everyone will be in bed, but let's hope not hey?
Slut the Ripper
Likes: Wedgies, Pain, Spankings
'Slut the Ripper' comes from the famous case of the Victorian London killer, Jack the Ripper. The Ripper became famous for the killings of five victorian prostitutes. He thought of them as nothing more than sluts, and that's exactly what you are. You agree with this as you step into a pair of your tightest, and skimpiest panties. One of the things that the Ripper was famous for was his long knife. You are to go to your kitchen and fetch your knife.
Luckily for you, Slut the Ripper is Jack's horny cousin, also armed with a knife - but his knife is not for stabbing you. With the hard metal bit of the knife, Slut the Ripper spanks both butt cheeks until he sees red welts. He then grabs the back of your underwear and pulls it all the way up, squishing the hard fabric in between your butt cheeks and up your anus. Frustrated that the underwear will not go further up, he grabs his knife once more and cuts the underwear off you, before shoving it in your mouth.
Gagged with your dirty panties, and with your ass covered in welts from the metal knife, Slut the Ripper lays you down on the floor and begins to spank your nipples also with the flat side of the knife. This spanking continues until you find yourself having to cry - giving even more power to the hormonal cousin of Jack the Ripper.
Servitude
Likes: Humiliation, Couple Dares, Ass Worship
For this dare, the first thing you will need is either tape or clingfilm. These are available at a whole range of shops for remarkably costless prices, so I don't imagine this should be a huge issue. The dominant in the relationship will first remove their trousers and underwear, resulting in them being bare bottomed in front of their submissive. The submissive should then, if not done already, remove all clothes and get on their knees. They should be kneeling behind the dominant, so nose in line with their dominants anus.
The submissive should then press their face into the ass of the dominant, making sure that the nose and mouth are between the butt cheeks of the dominant. The dominant should then take either the clingfilm or the tape, whichever you bought earlier on, to secure the submissives face to the dominants ass, almost Human Centipede esq, but we're not at that stage yet... saying that though, who knows what happens behind closed doors? Perhaps you guys are at that stage.
By now, the submissive should be feeling humiliated, secured face-to-ass to their dominant. This should last for a ten minute period, or longer if the dominant feels like it. During this time, the dominant should do their very best to fart, and if successful producing a fart, then the submissive should make sure that they muffle out the words "Thank you Sir/Ma'am" depending on the gender of your dominant.
The Phone Call
Likes: Humiliation, Degrading, Wardrobe
For this dare, you will need to be heading out somewhere in either a taxi, or if you are more modern (and aren't living under a rock), feel free to get an Uber! Firstly, you must choose your attire, now for this - you should be wearing something with a rather, kinky or fetish nature. If you don't have anything kinky or fetish-like, then something skimpy will have to do, making sure it shows off lots of skin.
While in the car, it is your job to make the driver believe that you are a kinky sex worker - and to do this, along with the uniform - you are going to be making a phone call. Now, if you have someone you can actually call, do this - if not, then you'll just have to fake the call. Wearing your skimpy little outfit, you are then going to make a rather, questionable phone call to one of your clients.
On the phone to your client, you are going to explain to them the scene, (describe one of your kinkiest, sexiest fantasies as if you were the dominant). For added fun, you must use the following five words while embedded in the phone call: Nipple Torture, Sex Slavery, Moaning, Masturbation and Cock. That's going to be one hell of a phone call for your driver to listen in on!
Trafficking on the Edge
Likes: Public, Masturbation, Edging
You will start your dare of by rolling a six-sided dice. If you get a one, then you will be looking for Red Cars. If you get a two, you will be looking for Taxis and anything like them (eg. uber). If you get a three, you will be looking for Blue Cars. If you get a four, you will be looking for any public transport (eg. buses, coaches). If you get a five, you will be looking for any Black cars. If you get a six, you will be looking for any Silver cars.
Now that you know what you are going to be looking for, it's time for you to go into the public. Now, if you are extremely daring - then this dare should be done on a street, at night is fine - whatever, but a street, preferably, with a lot of cars. If you are not as daring, you can go somewhere quieter such as a car park. You are to choose your location before heading off, this way you cant change your mind when you get there. Decided? Okay, let's go. You head out to your chosen location.
Once there, you are to remain in a hidden location on that street, or in the car park - behind a tree, or behind a big van perhaps? For every one of the objects you were looking for, you must edge. For example, If I rolled a 6 and went to a Car Park that had four silver cars parked, I would have to edge 4 times. Frustrated from your edging, you now have a choice. Either you can go straight home, and not get your opportunity to masturbate to completion for 48 hours, or you can masturbate in public, but onto the car. So, given the example I gave earlier with a silver car, if I wanted to cum, I'd have to do it, putting my load on the car.