[Platypus]

i just did all of it

SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left?
I switch a lot, but usually my left
2: Slow or fast?
I like to alternate
3: Porn or none?
Porn
4: Toys or none?
I dont have any toys
5: Lubed or dry?
Lubed
6: Bed or shower?
I prefer the bed

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
I have no idea
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
Cameron Diaz
3: Barack Obama or George Bush?
Oh god, no please
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
Michelle obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
Miley Cyrus
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
Neither please


SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss?
Feet. I hate piss
2: Armpits or nipples?
Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding?
Ice cream
4: Piercings or tattoos?
Tattoos
5: Caucasian or Asian?
Caucasian
6: Leather or chains?
Leather

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
I switch off a lot
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn?
lesbians are hot
3: Furries or rubber?
Not furries
4: Doctor's office or school?
Doctor's office
5: Animated or live-action?
Live action
6: Anal or oral?
Oral is freaking hot

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
Both
2: Sleep naked or not?
I sleep naked often, especially because its like 90 degrees in my room
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
Either at night or not at all
4: Wash hair or body first?
shampoo in hair, wash body, rinse everything
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
pants before socks
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
When i get up

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue?
tongue
2: Head or whole shaft?
whole shaft
3: Condom or bare?
bare
4: Lube or not?
why would you need lube for oral?
5: Giving or receiving?
recieving
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting?
any position will do

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)?
panties
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
n/a
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut?
cut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
not
4: Ice or hot wax?
ice
5: Nose or assh*le?
ass
6: Electricity or fire?
electricity