[softeyes]

1: Roll a regular old die. Whatever number you get is the number of truths from EACH section you have to answer.
rolled a very old regular die, got a seven, go figure. i'll make an extra question up.


SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? right, mostly.
2: Slow or fast? fast.
3: Porn or none? porn.
4: Toys or none? none.
5: Lubed or dry? dry.
6: Bed or shower? shower, but i'd rather do it in neither.
7: Swallow or not? it's rude not to.

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? zac.
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? milla.
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? barack.
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? michelle.
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? miley.
6: Gerard Butler or Antonio Banderas? antonio.
7: Beyonce or Avril Lavigne? avril.

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss? feet.
2: Armpits or nipples? armpits.
3: Ice cream or pudding? neither.
4: Piercings or tattoos? tattoos.
5: Caucasian or Asian? asian.
6: Leather or chains? leather.
7: Cumming or not cumming? not cumming.

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? fetish.
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? both.
3: Furries or rubber? furries?
4: Doctor's office or school? school.
5: Animated or live-action? live.
6: Anal or oral? both.
7: Pay or no pay? no pay.

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? middle of the day.
2: Sleep naked or not? not naked.
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? varies.
4: Wash hair or body first? body.
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? pants before socks.
6: Get online right when you get up or later? right when i get up.
7: If you shave your privates, how often do you shave? about once a week.

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue? tongue.
2: Head or whole shaft? bit of both?
3: Condom or bare? bare.
4: Lube or not? not.
5: Giving or receiving? giving.
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? kneeling.
7: Gagging or no gagging? gagging.

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)? N/A
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? boxers.
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? cut.
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? virgin.
4: Ice or hot wax? ice.
5: Nose or assh*le? wat?
6: Electricity or fire? is that safe? =.=
7: Bend over or layed back? bend over.