Have you ever?
1.masturbated while somebody watched?
Nope
2.kissed somebody of the same sex and who?
Yep, a friend when I was a pre-teen.
3.had sex?
Yep, oral and vaginal.
4.been married/divorced?
I am currently married, but have never been divorced.
5. lied about your age?
Nope, I really don't see the point.
6. been banned from anywhere public or another site?
Nope
7. been overweight?
Yes, actually, I am still overweight.
8.had a cell phone and/or broke it?
I've never broken any cell phone
9. given a swirly?
Haha, ewww, no