SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right
hand or left?
2: Slow or
fast?
3:
Porn or none?
4: Toys or
none?
5:
Lubed with saliva or dry?
6:
Bed or shower?
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or
Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or
Cameron Diaz?
3:
Barack Obama or George Bush?
4:
Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?
5:
Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
6:
Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1:
Feet or piss?
2: Armpits or
nipples?
3:
Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or
tattoos?
5:
Caucasian or Asian *I like both*?
6: Leather or
chains?
SECTION 4: Pornography
1:
Fetish porn or plain old sex?
2:
Gay porn or lesbian porn?
3:
Furries or rubber?
4: Doctor's office or
school?
5: Animated or
live-action?
6: Anal or
oral?
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the
morning or at night?
2: Sleep
naked or not?
3: Masturbate in he morning or
at night or not at all?
4: Wash
hair or body first?
5: Put on
pants before socks or socks before pants?
6: Get online
right when you get up or later?
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or
tongue?
2:
Head or whole shaft?
3: Condom or
bare?
4: Lube or
not?
5:
Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or
kneeling or sitting?
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or
thong or none or other (specify)?
Boys:
Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be
cut or uncut?
3:
Virgin ass or not (Yours)?
4:
Ice or hot wax?
5: Nose or
assh*le?
6:
Electricity or fire?
My answers are bolded