1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Lasts nights sleepwear. It’s an old 5K shirt and sweatpants. TBH it’s not that different from what I used to wear to class freshman and sophomore year of college.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks/pillary for an hour. Where I live, temperature drops drastically at night and there’s several venomous animals. Being completely naked is not safe.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Probably my dad.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. I wouldn’t feel safe naked around guys.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Just go to the doctor. They see that shit all the time and at least it’s made to go up your butt.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance. I don’t really have celebrity crushes.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. I hate onions.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch penis so people can bully me on here for it.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. I already have DDD and my back is suffering for it.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail. I feel like that would be cute.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub. I feel like it would be terrifying at the airport.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug. My jaw hurts after like 10 minutes in a ball gag.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when it’s time to strip?
Boxes sound comfy and I feel like no one can judge me for them.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger. I last texted my straight best friend. I could never.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge. My parents and grandparents follow me on Facebook.
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