[SerBlack]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes. Several times
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes. Very awkward
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes. Had a migraine so my vision had gone. Missed the top step. I landed on my head, that did not help.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes. Turned out they were standing behind me. Not that I was bothered, I would have said it to their face but I didn't know they were around.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? To a stranger once by mistyping a phone number.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? No
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Nothing. Everything I have in my house people have seen.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Yes. Yet somehow I still got them to admit they were wrong and apologise.
25. Have you ever been in jail? No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes, nearly all the time. I somehow wear away the crotch in every pair of jeans I buy.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Several times. Usually public toilets where they forgot to lock the door, or the lock is broken.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Maths teacher when I was about fourteen, she was really hot and wore stupidly short skirts. Mind you nearly every boy, and some girls, in the class did. We kept finding reasons to make her bend over.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes. Over myself and over others. I'm rather clumsy.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes. The cashier had left the tags on.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? I used to, but that was a teenager thing.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? In a zipper once.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Technically yes, except I scratched anyway.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, but only once. I learnt from my mistake.