[t_or_dgal]

Sir Dare-a-Lot:

Go to the supermarket and buy a bunch of carrots. You know - the ones with green stalks coming off of them. Also, buy a small jar of vaseline. Just these two items.

Go to the nearest public restroom, go into a stall and remove all of your clothes.

Lube up the largest carrot in the bunch, and slide the whole thing into your ass, leaving the stalk hanging out. Leave the rest of the carrots and the vaseline in the stall. (Somebody will get a kick out of them!)

Put your clothes back on, and return home.

When you get home, remove all of your clothes before entering your home. You may remove the carrot, but only after you have made yourself cum. Until you have an orgasm, you must remain totally nude upon returning home.

Then report back here how it went. Good luck!

LIMITS: No POO, No Permanent damage
LIKES: Mild exhibitionism, Anal Insertion, Humiliation, Random Games