I figure a lot of our American friends are celebrating Thanksgiving with their family this week. So in the spirit of giving thanks, give this dare a shot!
Roll two dice four times, then consult the results below. If you feel you cannot/will not perform the dare listed, then re-roll and take your punishment (at the bottom).
ROLL #1 (APPETIZERS):
Spoiler:
2 = Snake-Eyes! Bummer. You will have to insert a butt-plug before sitting down to dinner. Remove only after all guests have left.
3 = Pick one food item and put it in your underwear.
4 = Slap a relative on the rump and say "you're lookin' good!"
5 = "accidentally" spill water all over your shirt
6 = Ask the host what's for dinner. No matter what they reply, ask "Not hamburgers?"
7 = Go commando all day. (No bras, girls!)
8 = Eat without using utensils.
9 = Go into a quiet room and pinch your nipples.
10 = Write "TURKEY FUCKER" on your stomach.
11 = Grab three ice cubes and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Rub them on your nipples for a minute, then slide them into your asshole.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.
ROLL #2 (SIDE DISHES):
Spoiler:
2 = Snake-eyes! Bummer. Touch your bare chest and bare privates against three different doorknobs in the house.
3 = Go barefoot all day.
4 = Lick your wrists.
5 = "accidentally" leave a button or two too many un-done on your shirt.
6 = Look at porn on your phone while in a room full of relatives. Mute it!
7 = Flick your genitals three times.
8 = Go into the kitchen and yell "I'm sooooooo Hungry!!"
9 = Go into the bathroom for an inappropriate amount of time.
10 = Wear a scarf to dinner.
11 = Go into the bathroom and snoop around. Find something they won't miss that will fit up your ass. Insert it.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.
ROLL #3 (MAIN COURSE):
Spoiler:
2 = Snake eyes! Bummer. Later tonight you'll be masturbating to orgasm with a turkey drumstick inserted.
3 = Mashed potato party! See how much mashed potatoes you can secretly put down your pants at dinner.
4 = Heat things up by wearing at least five layers of clothes to dinner.
5 = "accidentally" spill gravy all over your shirt at dinner.
6 = Wear a big bib made out of napkins or paper towels.
7 = In the middle of dinner take off one piece of clothing.
8 = See if cranberry sauce feel good in pants.
9 = Ask the host if you can be excused. Go to their bedroom and masturbate to orgasm.
10 = Wear a dog collar to Thanksgiving dinner.
11 = Ask a relative an obviously inappropriate sexual question.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.
ROLL #4 (DESSERT):
Spoiler:
2 = Snake-eyes! Bummer. After dessert you must take a plate with a piece of pie to a room in the house. Get naked in that room, go to another room, eat the pie, then return to your clothes.
3 = Put a scoop of ice cream in your underwear.
4 = Eat dessert as quickly as possible. Then stare for the rest of dessert at the person to your right.
5 = "accidentally" spill coffee down your shirt.
6 = Masturbate to completion *during* dessert. (Location is up to you.)
7 = Sleep nude on Thanksgiving night.
8 = Take a piece of pie to bed with you. Use it to masturbate to orgasm.
9 = When leaving, give thank your host and give them a nice big kiss on the lips.
10 = Take a nice warm shower before bedtime on Thanksgiving night.
11 = If there is whipped cream available, take some in the bathroom and put a clump of it on each of your nipples. If not, roll again.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.
If you had to re-roll at all, then here are the punishments. They are nasty, so beware!
Roll one die for your punishment. No punishment re-rolls!
Spoiler:
1 = Snake-Eye! Bummer. No cumming until Christmas!
2 = Edge fifty times before the weekend is over. No cumming until Monday!
3 = On the way home, stop and buy a container of honey. When you get home pour it all over yourself and sleep like that. Clothes are optional!
4 = After you get home from Thanksgiving, masturbate with toothpaste twice before going to sleep!
5 = When you get home, go straight to the shower in all your clothes. Lay down and put your legs up and piss in your own face!
6 = Once you get home from Thanksgiving, spend the next 24 hours completely nude!
Enjoy, be safe, and write a full report!