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slartibartfast · 06-12-2010, 02:46 AM

Long one - bear with me!

You need to find a public washroom that will work. It has to be a men's room, it has to have at least three stalls and there should be a significant gap (at least twenty centimeters or eight inches) between the stall doors and floor. Ideally, it will still be a relatively small room and it should not be very frequently used (a library/university building?). So this will take some advance research ...

For the dare, you first go to a grocery store and purchase the following: a small bunch (three, say) of under-ripe bananas, a thick carrot, a long, thin carrot (pick these carefully so that they don't have splits in them - you'll see shortly why!), a cucumber and an ear of corn, preferably in the husk. You take all of these in a plastic bag (if you have to take one with you to the store, do so).

Make sure to wear effeminate clothes - particularly the shoes: these should not have a big heel, but should be very girly, so that someone seeing only your feet would not mistake you for a man. Ideally, you would wear a light summery dress with some kind of flower pattern ...

Now you go to the men's washroom you've chosen. Go in there when you're sure no one else is there and immediately head into a middle stall. Lock the door. Take off all of your clothes but leave the shoes on. For extra points, you could hang your flowery dress over the stall door ...

Take the vegetables/fruit out of the bag, place the bag on the floor right under the door, and lay the vegetables on the bag. The vegetables should be visible to someone outside of your stall. If there is a husk on your ear of corn, you should remove it and leave the husk on the plastic bag with the other vegetables.

You will start by fucking yourself in the ass with the long, thin carrot while squatting in the stall. This will get your ass ready for the next stage: peel a banana and stuff the meat from the banana into your ass. You can use the carrot to push it all in. Try to stuff the meat from three bananas into your ass. The plan is to keep all that banana in there for the duration.

Rigourously fuck the carrot in your ass, mashing the bananas as much as you can. Now, you squat down with the bag covered in vegetables between your legs and your back against the stall door. If you've done your research right, your ass will be dangling just about level with the bottom of the stall door. Keep the carrot in your ass, using the floor to keep the carrot pressed in there. Hopefully, since you're leaning against the stall door, your legs won't get tired.

Wait.

Whenever someone enters the washroom, you wait 10 seconds and then pick up one of the remaining vegetables and start fucking your pussy with it. The order will be thick carrot, then cucumber, then ear of corn, then back to thick carrot. The rule is that, whenever you are not alone in the washroom, you must be fucking yourself with a vegetable in the pussy. If someone else enters, you have to switch vegetables: take the one you have in out and put the next one in. Whenever the last person leaves the washroom - so that you're alone again - you have to remove the vegetable from your pussy and wait again. Each vegetable has to be used at least three times (so you have to wait until at least nine people have entered and left) and you must cum at least three times. If you're getting bored, you are allowed to play with the thin carrot in your ass (which might even get you off!), but you're not allowed to touch yourself.

By the way, the idea here is that anyone who comes in will hear you and almost certainly look at your stall door. They'll see your collection of vegetables, your carrot sticking down to the floor and, ideally, your hand fucking your pussy with, say, an ear of corn. Some of them might even be curious enough to go have a look. For added points on this front, you could do the pussy-fucking blindfolded!

Anyway, when you're done and alone again, you put all of vegetables into the plastic bag (you'll almost certainly have dribbled quite a bit, but that's why the plastic bag was kept between your legs! - just invert the bag). Shit out as much of the banana as you can into the toilet. Clean yourself up with the toilet paper and leave, dropping the plastic bag with the vegetables into the garbage on your way out.

Hope you have fun!

06-12-2010, 02:46 AM	#32
slartibartfast Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 16	Long one - bear with me! You need to find a public washroom that will work. It has to be a men's room, it has to have at least three stalls and there should be a significant gap (at least twenty centimeters or eight inches) between the stall doors and floor. Ideally, it will still be a relatively small room and it should not be very frequently used (a library/university building?). So this will take some advance research ... For the dare, you first go to a grocery store and purchase the following: a small bunch (three, say) of under-ripe bananas, a thick carrot, a long, thin carrot (pick these carefully so that they don't have splits in them - you'll see shortly why!), a cucumber and an ear of corn, preferably in the husk. You take all of these in a plastic bag (if you have to take one with you to the store, do so). Make sure to wear effeminate clothes - particularly the shoes: these should not have a big heel, but should be very girly, so that someone seeing only your feet would not mistake you for a man. Ideally, you would wear a light summery dress with some kind of flower pattern ... Now you go to the men's washroom you've chosen. Go in there when you're sure no one else is there and immediately head into a middle stall. Lock the door. Take off all of your clothes but leave the shoes on. For extra points, you could hang your flowery dress over the stall door ... Take the vegetables/fruit out of the bag, place the bag on the floor right under the door, and lay the vegetables on the bag. The vegetables should be visible to someone outside of your stall. If there is a husk on your ear of corn, you should remove it and leave the husk on the plastic bag with the other vegetables. You will start by fucking yourself in the ass with the long, thin carrot while squatting in the stall. This will get your ass ready for the next stage: peel a banana and stuff the meat from the banana into your ass. You can use the carrot to push it all in. Try to stuff the meat from three bananas into your ass. The plan is to keep all that banana in there for the duration. Rigourously fuck the carrot in your ass, mashing the bananas as much as you can. Now, you squat down with the bag covered in vegetables between your legs and your back against the stall door. If you've done your research right, your ass will be dangling just about level with the bottom of the stall door. Keep the carrot in your ass, using the floor to keep the carrot pressed in there. Hopefully, since you're leaning against the stall door, your legs won't get tired. Wait. Whenever someone enters the washroom, you wait 10 seconds and then pick up one of the remaining vegetables and start fucking your pussy with it. The order will be thick carrot, then cucumber, then ear of corn, then back to thick carrot. The rule is that, whenever you are not alone in the washroom, you must be fucking yourself with a vegetable in the pussy. If someone else enters, you have to switch vegetables: take the one you have in out and put the next one in. Whenever the last person leaves the washroom - so that you're alone again - you have to remove the vegetable from your pussy and wait again. Each vegetable has to be used at least three times (so you have to wait until at least nine people have entered and left) and you must cum at least three times. If you're getting bored, you are allowed to play with the thin carrot in your ass (which might even get you off!), but you're not allowed to touch yourself. By the way, the idea here is that anyone who comes in will hear you and almost certainly look at your stall door. They'll see your collection of vegetables, your carrot sticking down to the floor and, ideally, your hand fucking your pussy with, say, an ear of corn. Some of them might even be curious enough to go have a look. For added points on this front, you could do the pussy-fucking blindfolded! Anyway, when you're done and alone again, you put all of vegetables into the plastic bag (you'll almost certainly have dribbled quite a bit, but that's why the plastic bag was kept between your legs! - just invert the bag). Shit out as much of the banana as you can into the toilet. Clean yourself up with the toilet paper and leave, dropping the plastic bag with the vegetables into the garbage on your way out. Hope you have fun!