[DarePerson101]

1. What's your bday?
4th March.
2. How many children do you want to have?
0
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
No answer.
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
< 0
5. Any pets?
2, but one died.
6. If yes, what kind?
Dog and a cat, Dog died.
7. What is your dream vehicle?
Cariot.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Canada. Secret. Visit relatives I like.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyebrows. It shows emotions.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A tent, a blanket, a pillow, a bunsen burned and a pot.
A tent to stay in, a pillow and a blanket to stay warm, a bunsen burned and a pot to unfreeze things and steralize water.
11. Describe your perfect date?
As long as he tries to make it perfect, it's perfect.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being kidnapped by a vampire and bitten by him, so we could forever live in the night together.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Eye colour, genes and hair colour.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
A man I can play with, talk to, doesn't complain, doesn't cause problems and is kind.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Eww.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Human.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Depending on the friend, if I don't like them 24 hour and if I do 7 days.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
In jewlery.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Whenever stocks, shackles and chastity belts were popular. Get locked into them by acciedent.
24. Do you like chocolate?
No.
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Microsoft sounds better.

26. What's your dream life?
A life in which I can make others dreams come true, or be a slave.
27. What scares you the most and why?
Rats. There was like 100 rats living in my garden in America.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Rivers, Forest and Spiders.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To let you hide clothes that would be more indecent that your naked body.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Walked around a city for 18 hours. Emotionally: Called myself names.
35. What is your biggest regret? Being horrible to someone I loved.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I would of cried when I said the horrible things.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Grandpa.
38. Who's the worst? Mother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People that are born into wealth.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
Cleaning food.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Nothing at all.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No.
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Ignoring people I didn't like talking to.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Samantha.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia.
46. What size is your bed?
Single sized, I'm not going to measure it.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To help the nail businesses.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese makes me vomit, so cheese.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I wish I could be able to grant wish to others, if they deserve it.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Lust.
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Friendship on paper.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The number of seconds they have until they pass out.
53. Does size matter?
Sometimes.
54. Do you have any STDs?
No.
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Tolerence.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Unknown.

57. What’s your favorite position? Unknown.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
A gift for going doing something that would be considered ''free'' and no you get gifts for a reason.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Unknown.
61. How often do you masturbate?
Daily.
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Maybe.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
6 months after I first did it.
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Yes.
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Cake putter outter.
67. Did you get it? Yes.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? I would.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Unknown.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Are you feeling ok?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
The choice to move schools early.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No.
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Unknown.
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Up a hill.
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Talk to myself.
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I don't know any.
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
I spilt acid on this girl.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Smoking.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
The speed of smell is the speed of reactions, which varies. So there is no ''speed of smell''.
81. What was your nickname in high school?
That scary girl.
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
''Kissing in the Dark''
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
When I fell out with my best friend. It made me get depressed and angry.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I hate birth rights and I love our unity.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Mexico, I forget where I landed.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Rub my wrists.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Canada.
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Pizza has a gain if they're faster.
89. Do you think you are selfish?
No.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because it could be mean something else.
91. What is your favorite drink?
Apple juice.
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Yup.
93. What is the last book you read?
French dictionairy.
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Enough.
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
VIP Tourist.
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
''^$£%&*''
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Sad, weird and sick.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Dad.
99. What is your greatest weakness?
Spiders
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
8.9C