This actually happened at my work this morning. The joys of people drinking far too much...
I started work at 5am today to help with the street cleaning after New Years Eve in town. Normally it would be a mess, but it wasn't too bad this time (luckily). At 5.30am young lady police officer asked my mate and I if we had seen a man walking round with no trousers on.
Luckily, we hadn't. However, the other crews had. His trousers had gone up the road sweeper. However, he was now naked (and, for some reason, unknown to anyone else) decided to lie down opposite KFC and masturbate. This wasn't the end of it though...
Next he climbed into the back of one of our vehicles (a Ford Transit with a big cage on the back), crouched down and tried to take a poo. He was quickly told to get out before he could though...
I am glad to say that we all got a laugh out of it!
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