SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left? Left.
2: Slow or fast? Very fast.
3: Porn or none? Porn.
4: Toys or none?
5: Lubed or dry? Usually dry.
6: Bed or shower?
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? Leonardo DiCaprio.
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Obama.
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Michelle Obama.
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Miley Cyrus.
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas?
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss? Piss.
2: Armpits or nipples?
3: Ice cream or pudding? Pudding.
4: Piercings or tattoos? Tattoos, but the best is both.
5: Caucasian or Asian?
6: Leather or chains? That's a hard one. Both!
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? Fetish porn.
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? Gay porn.
3: Furries or rubber? Rubber.
4: Doctor's office or school? Doctor's.
5: Animated or live-action? Live action.
6: Anal or oral? Anal.
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night?
2: Sleep naked or not?
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? At night.
4: Wash hair or body first?
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
6: Get online right when you get up or later? Later, when I get to the university.
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue?
2: Head or whole shaft?
3: Condom or bare?
4: Lube or not? Not.
5: Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? Sitting.
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)? Thong.
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? Boxer briefs.
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? Uncut.
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? Yes.
4: Ice or hot wax? Hot wax.
5: Nose or assh*le?
6: Electricity or fire? Electricity.
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