I'll give this a try! I rolled three. If I understood right I then roll three dice on each section...
SECTION 1: Masturbation
1: Right hand or left?
2: Slow or fast?
3: Porn or none? None
4: Toys or none?
5: Lubed or dry? Usually without lube
6: Bed or shower? Bed
SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)
1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio?
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz?
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Bush hehe
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Michelle Obama
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus?
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Gerard Butler
SECTION 3: Fetishes
1: Feet or piss?
2: Armpits or nipples? Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding?
4: Piercings or tattoos? Piercings but it's close
5: Caucasian or Asian?
6: Leather or chains? Chains, close again hard to choose
SECTION 4: Pornography
1: Fetish porn or plain old sex?
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? I don't watch either but I guess lesbian
3: Furries or rubber?
4: Doctor's office or school? Tricky one again, I guess school, doctors is scary!
5: Animated or live-action?
6: Anal or oral? Hard to choose, I guess anal because at least it looks like sex.
SECTION 5: Rituals
1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? Shower
2: Sleep naked or not? Not naked
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all?
4: Wash hair or body first? Hair first
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants?
6: Get online right when you get up or later?
SECTION 6: Oral
1: Teeth or tongue? Tongue of course
2: Head or whole shaft? Can I choose half way between? hehe. If I have to say they head
3: Condom or bare?
4: Lube or not?
5: Giving or receiving?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? Kneeling
SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)? Thongs
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? Cut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? Virgin
4: Ice or hot wax?
5: Nose or assh*le?
6: Electricity or fire?
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