[ozwizard]

SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? Left.
2: Slow or fast? Fast.
3: Porn or none? None.
4: Toys or none? None.
5: Lubed or dry? Dry.
6: Bed or shower? Bed.

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? Zac
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? Milla
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Bush (None really, i just picked one)
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Laura
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Vanessa
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Gerard

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss? Piss
2: Armpits or nipples? Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding? Pudding
4: Piercings or tattoos? Piercings
5: Caucasian or Asian? Caucasian
6: Leather or chains? Leather

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? Fetish
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? Gay
3: Furries or rubber? Furries
4: Doctor's office or school? School
5: Animated or live-action? Live
6: Anal or oral? Oral

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? Both
2: Sleep naked or not? Naked
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? Night
4: Wash hair or body first? Hair
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? Pants first
6: Get online right when you get up or later? Later

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue? Tongue
2: Head or whole shaft? Head
3: Condom or bare? Bare
4: Lube or not? Not
5: Giving or receiving? Giving
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? Kneel

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)? Boxers
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? Uncut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? Not
4: Ice or hot wax? Ice
5: Nose or assh*le? Ass
6: Electricity or fire? Electricity