[HolyAnarchy]

SECTION 1: Masturbation

1: Right hand or left? Right
2: Slow or fast? Usually fast
3: Porn or none? No
4: Toys or none? Yes. Dildos, sometimes pussy balls.
5: Lubed or dry? Dry
6: Bed or shower? Bed

SECTION 2: Celebrities (in bed)

1: Zac Efron or Leonardo diCaprio? Leo
2: Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Ulraviolet) or Cameron Diaz? Milla
3: Barack Obama or George Bush? Whoever has more money to spend
4: Michelle Obama or Laura Bush? Same as above I guess
5: Vanessa Hudgeons or Miley Cyrus? Vanessa
6: Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera (phantom), Nim's Island, P.S. I Love You) or Antonio Banderas? Antonio

SECTION 3: Fetishes

1: Feet or piss? Piss
2: Armpits or nipples? Nipples
3: Ice cream or pudding? Ice cream
4: Piercings or tattoos? Piercings
5: Caucasian or Asian? Caucasian
6: Leather or chains? Chains

SECTION 4: Pornography

1: Fetish porn or plain old sex? Fetish
2: Gay porn or lesbian porn? Lesbian
3: Furries or rubber? Furries
4: Doctor's office or school? Docs office
5: Animated or live-action? Animated
6: Anal or oral? Oral

SECTION 5: Rituals

1: Shower/bathe in the morning or at night? Night
2: Sleep naked or not? Not
3: Masturbate in he morning or at night or not at all? Never in a specific moment
4: Wash hair or body first? Body
5: Put on pants before socks or socks before pants? Socks before
6: Get online right when you get up or later? Right after I wake up

SECTION 6: Oral

1: Teeth or tongue? Tongue
2: Head or whole shaft? Whole shaft
3: Condom or bare? Bare
4: Lube or not? Not
5: Giving or receiving? Giving....kinda obviously?
6: Standing or kneeling or sitting? Kneeling

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap

1: GIRLS: Panties or thong or none or other (specify)? Panties
Boys: Boxers, boxer-briefs, briefs, none, or other (specify)?
2: Would you rather a dick (yours or someone else's) be cut or uncut? Uncut
3: Virgin ass or not (Yours)? Not
4: Ice or hot wax? Ice
5: Nose or assh*le? Asshole
6: Electricity or fire? Electricity