[Slenderman - Doctor]

1. What is the best feeling in the world?

Being cuddled. (Preferably with the cuddler bringing chocolate.)

2. How often do you masturbate?

Usually every 1-2 days.

3. Do you have a sweet tooth?

Yes!

4. Why do you enjoy being humiliated?

Fun, innit

5. Which places would you like to visit? Which (fictional) places?

I'll stick to just fictional places, because it's more fun. The TARDIS. Hogwarts. Hill Valley. Wonka's chocolate factory. Gallifrey. Wallace and Gromit's house

6. What's your favourite colour?

Red.

No, purple.

Black.

TARDIS blue.

One of the above.

Or all of them.

7. Would you rather have a day of forced orgasms or endless edging?

Endless edging. (Feel free to pay me a visit )

8. Snog/marry/avoid: Billie Piper, Freema Agyeman & Catherine Tate

Snog: Freema
Marry: Billie
Avoid: Catherine (I love her, though!)

9. What would you do if you were female for a day?

Fap fap fap fap fap. Poke my nipples. Fap. Piss everywhere like I just don't care. Fap fap fap. Run around naked. The usual, then.

10. Am I annoying yet?

Never