1. What's your bday? November
2. How many children do you want to have? dont know
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) meh
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25 +
5. Any pets? yep
6. If yes, what kind? terrapins
7. What is your dream vehicle? lambo testarosa
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? my girlfriends house
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? lips
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
guitar, amp, guitar pick, ipod and headphones xD
11. Describe your perfect date? beautiful girl, three course candlelit dinner... romance isnt dead
12. What is your darkest fantasy? sex with a shemale
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? have a six pack, less procrastination, harder worker
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 37-23-36 - Marilyn Monroe
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ewww, sounds horrible to me
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? dont be silly
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?, i dont wanna think about it :/
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
week long 50.... that would be banter :P
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? id buy a league 2 footballer and use him as a butler
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? kill hitler
24. Do you like chocolate? yes. but i love cookies
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? coz it started out small
26. What's your dream life? professional footballer
27. What scares you the most and why? death because it is unknown
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? boobs, boobs and boobs
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? see above
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? for respect
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? no
33. If so, which ones?
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? climb Masada
35. What are your two biggest regrets? didnt break up with my ex sooner
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
break up with her
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my parents and sister
38. Who's the worst? my cousins dog -.-
39. What are you most jealous of? anyone with spare money
40. Are you OCD about anything? nope
41. What would you do if your best friend died? be heartbroken
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yep
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? stop spending time on here -.-
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? probably not a close friend
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?... no
46. What size is your bed? double
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to prevent zombie attacks
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? as many wishes as i wanted
50. What is more important - lust or love? love
51. Define marriage in a sentence. a mistake
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? zebras
53. Does size matter? i wouldnt know
54. Do you have any STDs? nope
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? magic fingers
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? too long stamina
57. What’s your favorite position? girl on top
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? it means its very free
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) i thought i invented wanking when i was younger
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? on the floor
61. How often do you masturbate? every 1-3 days
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? ask them
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 24 days
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? nope
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it?
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lack of food in the fridge
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? do more work
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? not often
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 5-10mph
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? depends
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? probably a disney princess, coz of the elegance
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? not doing hw
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? scat
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? its called diffusion
81. What was your nickname in high school? the lad
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i havent ever thought about it
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? meeting my current gf
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? the creativity and greed
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i dont know
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? open my eyes
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? canada seems nice
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because you are dying of hunger
89. Do you think you are selfish? nope
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? i do...
91. What is your favorite drink? beer
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? very little
93. What is the last book you read? dominion
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? too many
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? a time machine
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? banter
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? banter, lad, modest
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. no.
99. What is your greatest weakness? i get bored very easily
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 degrees is 273 kelvin... times that by two = 546, convert back is 273 degrees o.0 in relation to absolute zero ofc