I tried this one again - quite liked it last time
I rolled:
4. Use full name (first, middle, last)
5. Times two
4. Total number on each nipple
I'm a guy and found that a wooden spoon on my nipples was not worth anything, so I re-rolled for:
3. Spank your genitals
I spread this between my balls and penis with the wooden spoon.
I was going for short sharp hits, switching every 103 hits for a total of 412.