You ever watch a movie and there are some parts of the movie, or an ending, in which you just say, “I call shenanigans on that”? (HINT: Prepare for one of those, but this is 100% real. And has happened. I actually just had a short trip with Justin and his family a few weeks ago.)
Jannie's words were painstakingly slow. “Okay, Justin. I dare you to kiss Dyl's penis.”
I smiled, then I realized what she said. “Um...” I piped up, “No?”
Jannie looked at me, “Don't worry, it will feel great!”
“WHAT?! NO IT WON'T! I don't want that!” I argued.
Justin confirmed, “I agree! I don't want to either!”
Jannie sighed. “Fine, you have three choices, since I'm nice. You can A)Kiss Dyls penis. B) Suck on Jack's balls for thirty seconds. Or C) Punishment. Letting you know, I might make the punishment harder.”
Justin was deciding. Then out of no where....
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“FUCKING HELL!” I shouted.
All four of us gathered out clothes and sprinted upstairs naked.
“WHAT TIME IS IT?!?” Jack half-yelled.
“Hell! It's 4:00!” Jannie said. (Been four hours since my mom left).
We all got dressed as quickly as possible. We all went back downstairs except for Jack who stayed in his room.
My mom walked through the door and without a word walked towards the couch and fell down.
“Hey Ms. ******!” (My last name)
“Oh, hey Jannie. How was everything?”
“It was good. We went swimming and played some chess and other games. Watched some TV.”
“Mmm... Wheres Jack?” My mom asked.
“I think he's-”
My mom interrupted Jannie, “Whats that white spot on the carpet???”
It was the shaving cream we left on the floor, guess it all didn't come up.
I stepped in. “Oh, well Jack fell asleep. Justin and I decided to play the 'put shaving cream in his hands and tickle his nose' trick. That's why he's upstairs. He's cleaning himself off.”
“Oh, okay.”
The rest of the day was pretty boring. But I did ask Justin to send me the picture of Jannie nude, after a little awkward moments he did send me the pic.
Well, that was one of my two incidents growing up! Hope you all enjoyed the first half!
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