PPP ftw
These are my first dares so be nice
1. Open the .C.D. slot in your computer.. There should be a hole in the middle, If there isint then you cant do this. Okay put your penis in the hole and close the .C.D. tray
Warning! Only do this dare with .C.D. trays that automatically open if something is jammed in there! Otherwise your FUCKED 
2. Get a .U.S.B. cable (or another cable like that) tie one end around your penis and the other to an open door.. Shut the door closed while standing in the same place!
3. From now on, You are only allowed to "turn on
" your pc with your hard penis. [Kl joke with the turn on huh?] Also all other things that can be turned or pressed with your penis must be done with your penis.