Male/Female?
Imma dude
Age? 18-21 | 21-30 | 30-40 | 40-50 | 50+
Younger
Orientation? Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual
Bi-curious
Ever been to a nude beach?
Nope
Did you like it?
...
Would you like to go?
If I did I'd probably get a boner and get kicked out.
Ever been truly in love?
Nope.
Did you have sex?
Virgin here.
How often do you have it?
Well if I'm a virgin…
Do you like to give anal?
Id like to.
Do you like to receive anal?
Once again id like to.
Do you like to give vaginal?
I'd like to.
Do you like to receive vaginal?
I don't plan on it.
Do you like to give oral?
Id like to.
Do you like to receive oral?
I'd freaking love to.
Have you participated in a threesome?
Uhhh nope.
Did you like it?
No.
Would you participate in a threesome?
Yeah.
How often do you masturbate?
Every day sir.
Do you use toys?
Every now and then.
What toys?
Just random inanimate objects such as sharpies, cucumbers, etc.
Does pain turn you on?
Pain hurts
Do you like to torture your slave?
If I had one probably not.
Do you like to be tortured by your mistres?
If I had a mistress I doubt I would
Do you like being tied up?
Id like to be tied up. I'd tie myself up, but then the hard part t would be the untying.
Do you like to see someone tied up?
No.
Did you ever take a photo of yourself naked?
Semi naked, I guess.
Did you post it anywhere?
Nope.
What was the response from people who saw it?
They had no response.
Were you ever nude in public?
One time I changed my underwear in a forest. For the thrill.
Would you like to be?
I would love to be.
Did you like it?
I loved it.
Would/does it turn you on?
It turned me on like a lightswitch rave.
Did you ever use a fuckingmachine?
Would you like to?
Do the fuckingmachines turn you on?
If I knew what they were
Did you try double penetration?
Maybe if I knew what the earlier question was.
Did you like it?
If I didn't try it…
Did you ever drive your car naked?
I would like to.
Would you like to?
Oh. I guess I already answered that.
[for men]Would you like to be fucked by a woman with a
Maybe…
Did you ever have anything in you ass for more than 1 hour?
Yup. A sharpie.
More than 3 hours?
Nah.
More than 6 hours?
Nope
More than 12 hours?
Nope.
More than 24 hours?
Nope.
Did you ever try anal stretching rings?
Those exist? Sounds painful.
Would you like to?
Gosh no.
Did you do any of my dares?
Nope sorry.