Put yourself in a bra-connection wedgie. Now, do 100 sit-ups. For every one that you don't do, spank yourself five times on each asscheek with your hand.
I assume you don't have a treadmil. Go to your fitness center, and get on a treadmil. Alternate between going very fast and very slow. You will look quite stupid.
Do as many chin-ups as you can. The amount you do is the length of time(in minutes) that you have to finger yourself. If you do not reach orgasm, you must run ten laps around your block while still frustrated. If this is too public, then you can just stop masturbating for the rest of the night, leaving you frustrated.
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