First of all, the scrabble pic made me crack up.
Ok, this is something I can do. Around Taipei central (no one here calls it that, but that's the best way I can describe it to people who have never been here), you get some pretty decent gusts of wind. Every now and then you see a woman who doesn't know better with a skirt made of something lighter than denim desperately trying to keep it from flipping up and blushing furiously.