[rocker23hell]

1. What's your bday?
-10/23

2. How many children do you want to have?
-I guess one its okay...

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
-havent thought about it yet...

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
-maybe 30yo...

5. Any pets?
-yes

6. If yes, what kind?
-a male husk

7. What is your dream vehicle?
-a 67-68 mustang

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
-japan... I would explore my sexuality... do everything...

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
-I dont know... maybe the mouth...

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
-a notebook with porn and games and a eletricity generator?!

11. Describe your perfect date?
-a funny and intelligent girl...

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
-you mean... sexual fantasy?... to be a redhead's sexual slave, and be forced to drink her pee and menstrual blood and be tortured to give pleasure to her... I'm not sure if it is a dark fantasy, but, whatever...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
-I would like to be an hermaphrodite... that would be fun... I guess...

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
-a hot and kink redhead nerd/geek woman...

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
-I have no problem with this...

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
-no, but I would do it...

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
-maybe...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
-yeah...

19. If yes what animal?
-a male dog...

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
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21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
-the second one...

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
-with pc games... hell yeah...

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
-well, I really dont know...

24. Do you like chocolate?
-yeah... who doesnt?

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
-I guess you should ask it to bill gates... but I can be wrong...

26. What's your dream life?
-I guess I prefer to describe my dream world... ZOMBIES... Shot them on the head... twice...

27. What scares you the most and why?
-ants... ok, just kidding... cant think on anything...

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
-waterfall, snow and sunrise...

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
-the brain counts? ok, not exactly the brain, but the "human mind"... I'm fascinated by the human mind... if that doesnt counts, so...

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
-so you dont fell ashamed of your cartoon underwear...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
-no...
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
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33. If so, which ones?
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34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
-I cant remember of anything...

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
-I cant think of anything right now...

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
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37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
-I dont know...

38. Who's the worst?
-an aunt that anybody likes...

39. What are you most jealous of?
-my books and my pc...

40. Are you OCD about anything?
-I guess not...

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
-fell sad... I dont know...

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
-nope...

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
-thats a hard one... maybe I would stop downloading porn, yeah, I download porn and I dont watch... I have 112gigabytes of porn and I havent watched 10%...

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
-ok, thats even harder... and I dont know the answer...

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
-I guess I would pick the second one... even I'm pretty antisocial, I dont know if I would handle to live without seeing my parents and some friends...

46. What size is your bed?
-yeah, I dont know... its a single person bed...

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
-if you came back in life (zombie)... so it would be harder to escape...

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
-cheese... I like cheese, but I can live without it...

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
-can I have ten clones of mine?

50. What is more important - lust or love?
-love?!

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
-something that I dont wanna be into till I am less than 30... (yeah, that was not a good one... sorry)

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
-humans?

53. Does size matter?
-I guess it depends...

54. Do you have any STDs?
-no...

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
-I guess none...

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
-I dont know...

57. What’s your favorite position?
-I dont know (yeah, I'm a virgin)

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
-it means the people are stupid...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
-yehh, no... not really

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
-I will say it again, I am a virgin...

61. How often do you masturbate?
-once or twice a day...

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
-I'm pretty sure they doesnt...

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
-I guess 2 or 3 weeks...

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
-yeah, of me jerking off... but I deleted at the same day...

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
-yeah... same as 64...

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
-porn stuntman... just kidding...

67. Did you get it?
-it was a joke...

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
-maybe...

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
-have to say the same thing more the twice...

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
-nope...

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
-I hope it's a death case... (I dont believe in god...)

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
-I cant think of anything now...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
-sometimes...

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
-I havent got my driver license yet...

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
-dont know...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
-lick my nose... no, not really...

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
-maybe orihime inoue (from bleach)... shes nice... and hot...

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
-cant really think of anything...

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
-cant really think of anything either...

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
-I guess so... maybe not... and the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound...

81. What was your nickname in high school?
-zombie, dead, death, alread dead (ok, that sounds weird on english, Im brazilian)...

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
-dont know... but my life is pretty boring, so... yeah, I dont know...

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
-the big bang... without it I would not even exist... ok, that was a lame joke...

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
-love: the human behavior is kind of interesting...
-hate: humans are dumb...

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
-never travel by airplane...

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
-open my eyes... ok, sorry... I have break fast...

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
-japan... I would make it be closer to brazil and US...

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
-if you are chuck norris, then you can have the pizza faster then the light... but you are not him, so you can make your own pizza...

89. Do you think you are selfish?
-sometimes... everybody is selfish...

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
-I do that... ok, I dont... because most people would think it is not polite...

91. What is your favorite drink?
-regular drink or alcohol drink?
-regular: lemon juice
-alcohol: maybe whisky or vodka (I dont drink much)

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
-soda, cheese, rice, milk... just the stuff that everybody have in their refrigerator... and a frozen human brain of course...

93. What is the last book you read?
- the last I read: A Study in Scarlet - Arthur Conan Doyle
- I am reading (not exactly now, but you get it) stranger than fiction - chuck palahniuk

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
-I dont live in US, but more than a million...

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
-technology to perfect clone somebody...

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
-"man, thats freaking boring..."

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
-weird, inteligent and... weird again...

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
-maybe another time...

99. What is your greatest weakness?
-I dont know...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
-very cold...