[toiletslut]

1. What's your bday? May 23

2. How many children do you want to have? none

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) i dont want kids

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not happening

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? 4 dogs, a rabbit, a cat, a squirrel thats about it

7. What is your dream vehicle? a motorcycle

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Egypt and i would visit a very close friend (if your reading this GD friend you know who you are :P)

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eye and i like it cuz its prettyful
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a vibrator for stimulation, a daiper, a chainsaw, a shovel, a bullet proof vest

11. Describe your perfect date? ive never had a date never plan on one

12. What is your darkest fantasy? to kill you for the question #10 thats what the chainsaw is for and the shovel is to bury you with (Jk on that one btw)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my body, my gender, my personality

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. i dont have a perfect man and i dont care to imagine one

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? yum yum

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope sounds interesting though

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no i say let him die and heck if he doesnt do it i gladly will....i guess that would make it that

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? a dog is more decent than a man nowadays so ya
19. If yes what animal? dog
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? i wouldnt be forced i would go willingly and a dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? O-O i would choose leaving the country then ending up watching her in the gang bang on tv

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? i would give it to the orphans

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i would go and slap my five year old self and tell her to stop stalking ppl

24. Do you like chocolate? who doesnt

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? who knows certainly not me



26. What's your dream life? to not be known as a stalker

27. What scares you the most and why? you and the questions, and it scares me cuz ive been at this for 30 minutes and im on 27/100

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? sapphires, rubies, squirrels (dont ask)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? didnt i already answer this? anyways its the eye

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? cuz theyre idiots?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? what is man vs food?
33. If so, which ones? which ones what?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? that would be going through middle school when i was continuously given swirlies and had gum put in my hair.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? stalking stalkers
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? i wouldnt stalk them now i know ive answered this before

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? id rather not say
38. Who's the worst? same as above

39. What are you most jealous of? my cat

40. Are you OCD about anything? my room is in worse shape than garfeild so what do you think?

41. What would you do if your best friend died? i have best friends?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? nope

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? chewing hair

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? all of em who needs em

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? complete isolation thats how i like it

46. What size is your bed? queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so the dead people cant come back as zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese i hate the stuff anyways

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be the richest slut that ever lived

50. What is more important - lust or love? love doesnt exist in a world full of hatred so what do you think?

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage always ends badly.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The stars

53. Does size matter? yes

54. Do you have any STDs? nope still have my virginity :3

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? erm i may not have a skill yet
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? all of em

57. What’s your favorite position? i have no clue

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? even gifts come at a price

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? still a virgin

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? yes thats why the birds laugh all day

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 3 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? nope

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? babysitting a cat
67. Did you get it? nope the lady said that a girl couldnt handle her cat (yes it was at a zoo and the cat was a tiger)

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? HELL YEAH

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lunatics

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope they always say im not strong enough ~le sigh~

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? if you sneezed in the presidents face what would he say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? my scheldule

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yea

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? not often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 1 mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? i would run and jump outside nude

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Ed from FMA cuz hes hot

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? yelling

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? snakes

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? scent has a speed?

81. What was your nickname in high school? i was ignored through out high school

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i have no clue

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? the day i went to my grandmas funeral

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i dont believe love exists and i hate the belligerent ways of ppl

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i havent

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? i get up spin around put some panties on (i sleep nude) then yell happy birthday at the top of my lungs

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? france

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz its free if they arent there within five minutes

89. Do you think you are selfish? ya

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? i dont know

91. What is your favorite drink? coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? cheese

93. What is the last book you read? warriors new prophecy book 3 back in 9th grade

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? i dont care to count

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? the lowest of the low, i would be their toilet (dont ask)

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? "The life of the stupid bitch who loved toilets and died on one" (dont ask i have a twisted mind i swear i was dropped as a child)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? hyper, insane, antisocial

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. i never had one

99. What is your greatest weakness? my- wait why would i tell ya that?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? zero?