100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...............
1. What's your bday?--jan 24, 1965
2. How many children do you want to have?--many
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)--not sure
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?--24
5. Any pets?--yes
6. If yes, what kind?--3 cats
7. What is your dream vehicle?--jeep
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?--alabama to meet my friend carole
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
--eyes because they see so much
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?-- my ds,
my mp3 player, a book, a razar, my Bible
11. Describe your perfect date?--a walk in the rain with a lover
12. What is your darkest fantasy?--forced sex
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?-- my weight,
my imagination, and my nose
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.--there isnt 1
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?--ew
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?--whats that?
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?--no
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?--no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?--cat
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
--me with my friend
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?--idk
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
--pioneer times and learn alot about educational structure of that time
24. Do you like chocolate?--yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?-- not sure
26. What's your dream life?--no pain for anyone
27. What scares you the most and why?--death because the process scares me
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?--flowers, clouds,
and rain
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?-- hair because it can be
long or short
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
--some people would rather strip in private
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?--no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
--emotionally-see my dead mom laying there-physically-none
35. What are your two biggest regrets?--letting myself get heavy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?--learn more
how the human body works
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?--my daughter
38. Who's the worst?--her dad
39. What are you most jealous of?--no one
40. Are you OCD about anything?--lots
41. What would you do if your best friend died?--survive
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?--idk
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?--eating
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
dee
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?--live with just
email and phones
46. What size is your bed?--single
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?--to keep the people in
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
--cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?--my mom back
50. What is more important - lust or love?--love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.--crap
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?--they cant count
53. Does size matter?--no
54. Do you have any STDs?--no
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?--none
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?--giving oral
57. What’s your favorite position?--sitting up during it
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?--not sure
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)--no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?--car
61. How often do you masturbate?--varies
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?--no
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?--18 years
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?--no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?--yes
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?--none
67. Did you get it?
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?--no
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?--outdoor cats
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?--yes
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?--nothing
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?--
a secret bad habit
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?--no
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?--never
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?--0
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?--pull
my panties out from being stuck up my ass crack
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?-fred flinstones
because i like his character
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?--smoking
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
--i dont have just 1 really
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?--no
81. What was your nickname in high school?--none
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?--im not sure
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?--
abuse
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?--prejudice
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?--i havent travelled those ways
yet
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?--pee
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?--usa
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?--i think they like
their jobs better
89. Do you think you are selfish?--sometimes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?--its unacceptable
91. What is your favorite drink?--alcohol-rum--juice-grape
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?--veggies and orange juice and water
93. What is the last book you read?--eragon
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?--80,000
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?-- to be a dr
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?--
the life of miss garbage
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?--shy, scared and impulsive
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had--a nurse who never paid me for sitting
99. What is your greatest weakness?--self-control
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? --i dont know
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