1. What's your bday? - 6TH OCTOBER 89
2. How many children do you want to have? - 4
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - SAMANTHA, ADELAIDE, WYATT AND SETH
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - 32
5. Any pets? - YES
6. If yes, what kind? - DOG
7. What is your dream vehicle? - DUCATI
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - LAS VEGAS, PARTY!!!!!!!
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - THE EYES, THERE IS NOTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN SOMEONE WITH BEAUTIFUL EYES.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - GUITAR (MY FAVOURITE THING EVER), PS3 (COULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT IT), 2 GAMES (FOR THE PS3 OBVIOUSLY) AND "THE FOREVER WAR" BOOK (ITS AWESOME)
11. Describe your perfect date? - GOOD FOOD, GOOD BOOZ, GOOD CHAT AND A HAPPY ENDING
12. What is your darkest fantasy? - TO BE A SLAVE TO A BEAUTIFUL MISTRESS.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - TO BE MORE CONFIDENT AND THAT'S ABOUT IT
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - A TALL BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND A DOMINANT YET FUN PERSONALITY
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - NOT FOR ME
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - NO
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - NO
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? - NO
19. If yes what animal? - N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - TIGER
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - ME AND 50 PEOPLE
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - I'D BUY A HOUSE
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - LATE 1200 EARLY1300, JOIN WILLIAM WALLACE
24. Do you like chocolate? NO NOT REALLY
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - WHO KNOWS?
26. What's your dream life? - ROCK STAR
27. What scares you the most and why? - WASPS
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS, EAGLES AND OAK TREES.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - HANDS, THEY ARE THE MOST USEFUL AND UNDER RATED BODY PART.
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - TO GO PLAY WITH THEMSELVES.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - NO
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? - N/A
33. If so, which ones? - N/A
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - DEAL WITH A PARENTS DEATH.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? - DON'T HAVE ANY... KINDA.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? - N/A
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - MY COUSIN.
38. Who's the worst? - MY BROTHER
39. What are you most jealous of? - PEOPLE I THINK ARE MORE TALENTED THAN ME.
40. Are you OCD about anything? - NO
41. What would you do if your best friend died? - CELEBRATE HIS LIFE AND NEVER LET HIS MEMORY DIE.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - HA GOOD ONE
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - LAZINESS
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - I KNOW WHO BUT I'M NOT SAYING HIS NAME
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - THE LATTER
46. What size is your bed? - KING!!!!!
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - SO YOU DON'T FALL OUT WHEN SOME NUMPTY DROPS IT.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? - I'D GIVE UP CHEESE OBVIOUSLY
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - TO HAVE SPECIAL POWERS
50. What is more important - lust or love? - DEPENDS ON YOUR AGE.
51. Define marriage in a sentence. - FREEDOM... NOT!
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - THE DAYS TILL THE GET PUT ON MY PLATE.
53. Does size matter? - YES
54. Do you have any STDs? - NO
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - CUNNILINGUS
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - NOT PREFORMING WHEN HAMMERED
57. What’s your favorite position? - DOGGY
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - GOOD POINT
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - NO
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - GRAVEYARD
61. How often do you masturbate? - TWICE A DAY
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? - NO
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - A WEEK
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - NO
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - YES
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - SANTA'S HELPER
67. Did you get it? - YES
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - YEAH WHY NOT
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - BEING PATRONISED
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - I LIVE ON ONE
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - DO YOU WANT A TISSUE?
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? - TO HAVE STOOD UP FOR MYSELF MORE.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - YES
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - DON'T DRIVE
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? - N/A
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - XDRESS
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - JESSICA RABBIT WHO WOULDN'T.
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - DRINKING
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - RACISM
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - YES
81. What was your nickname in high school? - SKINNY FITS
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - ALMOST FAMOUS
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - A DEATH IN THE FAMILY
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - LOVE THE WILL OF HUMANS HATE THE DESTRUCTIVENESS
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? - I WAS 7, AMERICA
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - GO BACK TO SLEEP
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? AUSTRALIA
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - PIZZA DRIVERS GET PAID PER DELIVERY.
89. Do you think you are selfish? - NO
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - THEY MIGHT HAVE TO POINT TO THERE ASS AS WELL AND THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
91. What is your favorite drink? - CREAM SODA
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - COLD MEAT AND BEER
93. What is the last book you read? - THE MAGICIAN
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - TO MANY
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - TO BE A FAMOUS MUSICIAN
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - A COMMON MISCONCEPTION
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - FUNNY, KIND AND HORNY
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. - SHE THROUGH A PLATE AT ME
99. What is your greatest weakness? - BEING TO TRUSTING
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? - 546.3 DEGREES KELVIN