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zazpez · 11-02-2011, 10:03 PM

1. What's your bday?
1st August 91

2. How many children do you want to have?
1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Some guy/Some girl

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
25+

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Cat!

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Toyota Supra

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Some place with a stripclub or a dominatrix lounge

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Mouth, so soft

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Sexdoll, Toothbrush, Shovel, Knife and another sexdoll incase 1st pops or something

11. Describe your perfect date?
The one where being called back another day is a fact

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being ravaged by a mistress

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Gender, Look and really not sure for last

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Someone who is willing to accept me for who I am and perhaps dominate the hell out of me! :P

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not a favourite, tho if it isnt up to me, I'd have to

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Not sure

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dolphins, only other creature that does it out of pleasure :P

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Participate myself

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
In the currency changing office, I want it in either USD or NOK ;P

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Future perhaps, and play with awesome PC games!

24. Do you like chocolate?
YEs

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because its as stupid thought through as the OSs itself

26. What's your dream life?
A owned life

27. What scares you the most and why?
Needles... USh :s

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Women

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Ass, round, smooth, sexy

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
In case you wear anything unpleasant to show? =P

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?

33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Relationship, both things..

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Not being able to sleep with a girl I'm thinking of aand not being rich sooner (Not yet still, but wiill be soon!) :P

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Would sleep with her, and I would be richer sooner! :P

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Not sure ;P

38. Who's the worst?
Him!

39. What are you most jealous of?
Guys with cute girls

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Not sure..

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Drinking soda (If I absolutley had to)

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
The closest one

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
First off theres no other country with the same language as here =P But a fresh new start would've been awesome

46. What size is your bed?
180x200 I think

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So the dirt wont push it off?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Never practiced oral sex but woul've said cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
A perfect life

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Money, sex, party

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
My orgasms!

53. Does size matter?
Nah

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Fingering someone

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Oral / anal

57. What’s your favorite position?
Doggy!

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Here you hace to pay taxes if gifts are worth more than xxxx NOK or something

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Bed :P

61. How often do you masturbate?
Usually daily, but not nowadays

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
No theyre immune

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Masturbatng yeah longtime ago

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Watching grass grow

67. Did you get it?
No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Hell yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Dunno

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Its breeszy out here

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'd start to get more respect earlier

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
210kmt (Not where I live tho ;P)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
If its a hot girl id stare at her =P

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Oh not sure long time since I've seen any cartoon chars

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Being badass at school

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Liars and cheating girls

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Yes

81. What was your nickname in high school?
zazpez ;P

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Not sure

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
someone I met long time ago

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Egoism and the harassment against other people.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
when I was 6 or 7, to germany!

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Go to the toilet

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
I dunno, where are the hot dominant chicks?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
More reliable car perhaps? =P Or they are familliar with the roads

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Dont know, might be something hanging from the childhood

91. What is your favorite drink?
Bacardi Lemon with GoFast energy drink!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Butter, bacon and some soda =P

93. What is the last book you read?
Dont remember, many years since last time

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
40,000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Love

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Genious!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Smart, trustfull and relieable

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
The one that got me fired!

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Love

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
2+0+2x0

11-02-2011, 10:03 PM	#49
zazpez Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norway Posts: 109	1. What's your bday? 1st August 91 2. How many children do you want to have? 1 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Some guy/Some girl 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25+ 5. Any pets? Yes 6. If yes, what kind? Cat! 7. What is your dream vehicle? Toyota Supra 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Some place with a stripclub or a dominatrix lounge 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Mouth, so soft 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Sexdoll, Toothbrush, Shovel, Knife and another sexdoll incase 1st pops or something 11. Describe your perfect date? The one where being called back another day is a fact 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Being ravaged by a mistress 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Gender, Look and really not sure for last 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone who is willing to accept me for who I am and perhaps dominate the hell out of me! :P 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not a favourite, tho if it isnt up to me, I'd have to 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Not sure 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No 19. If yes what animal? 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Dolphins, only other creature that does it out of pleasure :P 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Participate myself 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? In the currency changing office, I want it in either USD or NOK ;P 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Future perhaps, and play with awesome PC games! 24. Do you like chocolate? YEs 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because its as stupid thought through as the OSs itself 26. What's your dream life? A owned life 27. What scares you the most and why? Needles... USh :s 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Women 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Ass, round, smooth, sexy 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? In case you wear anything unpleasant to show? =P 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? 33. If so, which ones? 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Relationship, both things.. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not being able to sleep with a girl I'm thinking of aand not being rich sooner (Not yet still, but wiill be soon!) :P 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Would sleep with her, and I would be richer sooner! :P 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Not sure ;P 38. Who's the worst? Him! 39. What are you most jealous of? Guys with cute girls 40. Are you OCD about anything? 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Not sure.. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Drinking soda (If I absolutley had to) 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? The closest one 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? First off theres no other country with the same language as here =P But a fresh new start would've been awesome 46. What size is your bed? 180x200 I think 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? So the dirt wont push it off? 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Never practiced oral sex but woul've said cheese 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? A perfect life 50. What is more important - lust or love? Love 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Money, sex, party 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? My orgasms! 53. Does size matter? Nah 54. Do you have any STDs? No 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Fingering someone 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Oral / anal 57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy! 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Here you hace to pay taxes if gifts are worth more than xxxx NOK or something 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Bed :P 61. How often do you masturbate? Usually daily, but not nowadays 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No theyre immune 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A week 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Masturbatng yeah longtime ago 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Watching grass grow 67. Did you get it? No 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Hell yeah 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Dunno 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Its breeszy out here 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd start to get more respect earlier 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Often 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 210kmt (Not where I live tho ;P) 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? If its a hot girl id stare at her =P 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Oh not sure long time since I've seen any cartoon chars 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Being badass at school 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Liars and cheating girls 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Yes 81. What was your nickname in high school? zazpez ;P 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Not sure 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? someone I met long time ago 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Egoism and the harassment against other people. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when I was 6 or 7, to germany! 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Go to the toilet 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I dunno, where are the hot dominant chicks? 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More reliable car perhaps? =P Or they are familliar with the roads 89. Do you think you are selfish? No 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Dont know, might be something hanging from the childhood 91. What is your favorite drink? Bacardi Lemon with GoFast energy drink! 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Butter, bacon and some soda =P 93. What is the last book you read? Dont remember, many years since last time 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 40,000? 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Love 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Genious! 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Smart, trustfull and relieable 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. The one that got me fired! 99. What is your greatest weakness? Love 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 2+0+2x0