1. What's your bday? December 2nd 1990
2. How many children do you want to have? Z-row
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Anna Jean
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 24 - 28
5. Any pets? nope, but you knew that
6. If yes, what kind?
7. What is your dream vehicle? a working one
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Florida! meet a "friend"
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? I'm going to say hair is included, I've always been obsessed with mine and other people's hair
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Easy. Corn plant seeds, generator, TV, PS3, Games
11. Describe your perfect date? romantic dinner, maybe a walk through central.
12. What is your darkest fantasy? Seeing your "creative" side >
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? be more submissive, be better at coming up with conversations, and not be addicted to ps3
14. Describe your perfect man or woman. would it be cheating if i just said you? umm, strong, can fight, very smart, likes good music, aint no country boy.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? not for me
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? hehe I guess dog
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd probably be the one getting gang banged
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $66,502.80 USD probably look into getting a house
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1969 woodstock baby!
24. Do you like chocolate? love it, unless chocolate was the name of a stripper, then i might bang it
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? micro refers the the computer not the company
26. What's your dream life? i'm living it baby
27. What scares you the most and why? ...spiders I blame it on all the spider movies i watched as a kid
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? sunsets, awesome looking clouds, hot people
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hair i suppose, I've always been obsessed with mine and other peoples
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? because they want to reduce the amount of time they see YOU naked
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yup
33. If so, which ones? I love me some hot wings!
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally - Parents Divorce Physically - move my bed XD
35. What are your two biggest regrets? I try not to regret anything, i value my mistakes because i learn from them.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? nothing, then what would I have learned?
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my brother
38. Who's the worst? mom
39. What are you most jealous of? i hate to sound greedy, but money
40. Are you OCD about anything? tilted picture frames make me snap
41. What would you do if your best friend died? sigh, i don't know, but it wouldnt be good
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Since when was i a flight line? XD
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? PS3 addiction
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? hmm Devon
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amesia
46. What size is your bed? I be rockin that queen!
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so you dont have to wear you Tallahassee costume for any serious reasons
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? there's other forms of sexy, I choose cheese!
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? more wishes, everyone knows that, duh.
50. What is more important - lust or love? love.
51. Define marriage in a sentence. Your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? mirrors
53. Does size matter? not if you love the person, wow I just cot really philosophical all of a sudden, hehe
54. Do you have any STDs? nope
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? please my partner
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? hmm i guess trying new things
57. What’s your favorite position? doggy style
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? The gift of love isn't free
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) there so many thats been named, probably not
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? bed, lol im lame
61. How often do you masturbate?as often as you let me, duh :P
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? big bird can talk, why not ask him?
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 14 years
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? well chelsey, that one time.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? does position of a slave count? :P
67. Did you get it? i don't know, you tell me
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? sure, i'd just be a stripper
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? clocks telling the wrong time
70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless you, duh
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? i could probably have more friends
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? of course, who dosnt
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all. the. time.
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? probably 30 or 40 over
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably steal somthing
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sora from kingdom hearts
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? probably getting too many detentions in school, haha i was lame
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people who think they're amazing and they arnt.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?depends how big your nose is
81. What was your nickname in high school? didnt have one
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i'm putting myself in the gutter here....easy A NOTE: but it wasnt that bad!
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? there's no such thing as that one event, but being here in new york during 9/11 was pretty drastic.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the people, and i hate the people if that makes sense
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 9 years old to Ohio
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Text you
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Canada
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because pizza is more important, duh.
89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because it turns too many people on.
91. What is your favorite drink? Guinness
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? cold air. that's. about. it.
93. What is the last book you read? The Raven for the 865874859485th time
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 42. (i'll see if you know that)
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I'd probably run, its aliens man!!!
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Nau
97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Submissive, loyal, happy
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I bused tables in a restaurant, and told the manager i want to be a server. He gave me a list of things I needed to improve on. So i did, then when i asked him if I could be a server he said "sure!" a few weeks went by and I asked why he didnt make me a server yet and he said "what makes you think you can be a server" i said "bye!"
99. What is your greatest weakness? Blindly following what someone says
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Zero divided by 1.
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