Just 1 post per day needed to drive you insane? This is a great deal!
Denied forever with 50 edges per day sounds like a dream... more specifically a nightmare. This thread will not die so soon. I only hope someone else will join you here... I will allow less max edges for the others. Not for you, of course!
Your unsatisfied horniness is the punishment you deserve... why? Who knows... who cares... it doesn't matter. Let's start easy... half of the edges today using you other hand. Enjoy your last day on Earth doing only 10 edges.