[Dirty_diaperedDumbo]

Toilets: shit in baked beans and piss on a baked potato start eating it and see if you can keep from wanting to swallow - if you like just eat it.

Full Ts: no choice, eat it all.

Urinals: piss in your oatmeal or cereal and eat it.

Cleaning staff: smear your torso arms and hands with shitty/pissy beans and taters... Clean it however you please.