*Wears fake glasses and a long white coat*
Dom bones? Sub bones? Nonsense... let Dr Whiskerstein explain you dumb pets how biology works! Ancient pets had a tail behind their back, then evolution moved it to the front, and now we have a dangling sensitive meaty protrusion between our legs. It's funny to play with but it can be dangerous: it's the end of the spinal cord so if you stimulate it too much you will release your precious bone marrow and if you lose too much of it you'll die on the spot! So stay safe, pups, stay in school and don't play with the devil's finger!
+4 healthy edges for both my now cultured pets!
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M/Agender/Asexual/???
Abstract awareness wandering the fractal dream forever.
Likes: lucid dreams, creativity, soul searching, mindfuck, denial.
Dislikes: discipline, rules, tedious tasks, chores, exercises.
Limits: everything else.
Fading Memories
Dumb Eevee's twin soul in another dreamworld ♥
Still dragged around by the dogfox kirdo
All starts and ends with Luzifell
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