1. Wear an additional layer of underwear for every 3 lines.
2. Add a can of beans for every 3 lines
3. A dozen donuts in the front
4. 2 cans of tuna
5. A whole store-bought cake sliced into pieces in the back!
6. 3 cans of whipped cream anywhere it'll fit
7. 3 tins of sardines in the front on your crotch
8. A large pie in the back
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