[MarvHarvey]

Maybe if there are a few small promises, there will be growth in traffic here.

For the next 47hours 45mins: (yes extended, because of low number of posts)
Corner time: for every post I will stand naked, hands on head, toes and nose against the wall.

Those making their first post ever to this thread may post FIRST POST to add 3 minutes, plus follow the regular keyword rules.

Double (or more) posts only counted if at least 2 hours since your previous post.

Only one keyword allowed.
TWO counts as 2 minutes
COINS nose and knees hold coins on wall for one minute
CLOTHESPINS clothespins on nipples for one minute
BROOM clench broomstick between cheeks for that minute
WEIGHT hold 10-pound weight on head for one minute

All keywords to be done combined at the start, until time for each runs out.

Posters may use ONE of the following privileges on each of their posts:
Those with more than 100 posts may DOUBLE
Those with more than 1000 posts may use 2 keywords

Friends:
Those who are friends may use 2 keywords, plus any other privilege.