[KEDA]

Ok, doggie, get naked, make yourself some ears and tie your ankles to your tighs so you have to stay on all fours.
Next insert a tail (eg. A sock)
Wear a collar with a leash (use a belt if you have none) and tape socks to your hands.Tie yourself to a door and guard it for 1 hour and whenever a car passes by, you have to bark as loud as you can, make sure that at least one window is open.
Dogs like to walk, so after that time you have to go into 3 different rooms of your house and fetch things from each room and carry them to your bed.
If you need to pee do it in the bathtube, and if you get thirsty, drink out of the toilet ( if to disgusting, drink out of a bowl but then you have to sleep dressed as you are on the floor this night