[Marquise]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not that I remember. Once I dropped a cup of water in my pants and some girls laughed because it seemed I had peed myself, but I hadn't.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not exactly "caught" because nudity was never a problem in my house so my parents have seen my naked many times.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Same as above
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Not sex, but I kissed someone who I later found out was married
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once my mom kinda caught me masturbating. I was in the shower and quickly dropped my hand. I had my back turned to the door so IDK if my mom saw anything
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

No, but I heard it once and it's mortifying.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Does the classroom counts? If so, yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Yep. Vomiting because I was too drunk
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Only in a playful way by friends and family
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Twice!!! One time I had to just leave the store, but the other time I had cash
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yeah.... recently I broke my ankle doing this
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No, but I've texted my ex some late night booty texts and the next day pretended I had been too drunk to remember (he had said no)
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes, in high school and in college. I have this issue that my voice is very loud so people hear me from far away. But the person I was talking about hated me too lol
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I hate both done that and also pretended I sent the nude to the wrong person
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Only in my house
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Only through underwear, not actual clothes
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Getdare still opened in my PC
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
IDK, I can't be sure no one leaked a nude I sent. I never found any, but I did post some to Twitter and even tho they are now gone, I know nothing every truly disappears in the internet.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Far too many times....
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Not that I remember. I pride myself on only ever arguing about things I know about
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

With the zipper down yes, but I don't see why it's a big deal, it's not like you can see anything!
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah, in public bathrooms when the door has the lock not working
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Far too many times on the phone
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
My teaches when I was a kid
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Oh yeah, my physics teacher in high school and my biomol professor in college
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
If comic book characters count, the yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No. The menu has the prices
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Probably
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No, but I usually wait to be kissed instead of making the first move
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No, I never tried to steal anything
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes and I was terrified someone had slipped something in my purse but the alarm was just malfunctioning and set off to metal
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Unfornutely
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No. How that would even happen?
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I got it, but I just hide and scratch it
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Both at home (not a problem) and in public (which is a problem)