[dysphemism]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Before bed

2. What did you use?
My fingers

3. What did you think about?
My ex's friend ; )

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
someone else's fingers

5. Did you enjoy it?
eh, it wasn't horrible

6. How long was it there for?
off and on during oral

7. Was it clean when it came out?
I didn't inspect

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Huh. I never noticed

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Sure. All of the people I've fucked in kinky ways

10. What happened?
I said "Oh yeah, fuck me harder. Could you tie me up and pull my hair too?"

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
haha once

12. What was it?
alley sex

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
nope
14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
yes. Warm, tight, not very pleasant

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
not long term. Weekender bits at most

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
edging a bunch of times and then going dancing. My friends all watched me come a bunch of times while people were dancing with me.

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
strangers

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
slight pain and some light name calling

20. What type of porn do you like?
soft, sweet lesbian porn

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
two to three times a week. Ocassionally more
22. Do you punish yourself? Nope

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
nope.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
clit clapping. painful but soooooooooo good
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
yes!