1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday
2. What did you use?
My hands.
3. What did you think about?
Being a porn star lol.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A 7-inch long, 5-inch diameter vibrator.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Oddly, yes I did.
6. How long was it there for?
About 15 minutes
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Pretty clean.
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Aren't most? Lol
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yeah, I talk about them a lot.
10. What happened?
They give me strange looks.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
I was ashamed that time I thought about my mother by accident.
12. What was it?
My mother. *shudders*
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No, but I've thought about buying one.
14. If so, where do you wear it?
N/A
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
With a vibrator.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Nope 
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
"Do the truffle shuffle"
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Tied a 10-lb weight to my balls. Didn't go so well lol.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
God yes.
20. What type of porn do you like?
BDSM normally.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
A few times a week.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
I try, but I chicken out.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Nope.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Yes. The person was gentle except for one part where she hit my balls with her heel a bit too hard.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Depends.