Oh no. Not again. Third time this month. I really should know better than to eat Lindt outside (although at least no bruises from the ceiling this time). Well, fortunately I know the solution... it's just not a pleasant one. I simply have to... stop eating chocolate.
I deafen my ears to the cries of my weeping soul. I harden my resolve. It takes around an hour for the sugar crash to hit. And I crash hard. Right on top of you. MY hill!