[Dare-O-Rama]

H is for Household objects

Go to each room of your home, and round up one household object from each. Take them to your bedroom, and arrange them from easiest to most difficult to put up your ass. Take off all your clothes, and put a towel down on your bed. Get some lube out.

Now comes the fun part. Lube up your butt, and insert the first object. Masturbate for 1 minute. Then remove it, and replace with second object and play with yourself for 2 minutes. Continue with each object, progressively adding time for each. When you get to the last object, it's time to orgasm.

Afterwards, clean off each household object with soap and warm water and return them to where you found it. Then you can get dressed.